Friday, April 1, 2011
So we're giving it up. We're going to use the funding we've received and the money we've saved to take up a far more civilized sport: yachting. It's warmer, Type 1 fun, there are babes.... all around a better option.
We're switching our flights from Anchorage to Newport - that's right, fabulous Newport, Rhode Island. We're trading in the dumb yellow boots for nice comfy deck shoes. Our feet will now be encased in leather, which is what they deserve. And we'll be getting a tan. That's right, a tan.
Look for us on the high seas. We'll be sipping rum, flirting with girls in bikinis, and generally enjoying ourselves. F*#% mountaineering.
Posted by Jacon at 1:35 PM