Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Nifty Summit-Photo Solution

If you were wondering how I took that Katahdin summit photo of all three of us, this is the answer.  Finally, the age-old problem of how to take a good summit photo of the entire team has been solved.

I got the idea from a Portland, OR company called Nasty Clamps: my version, though, weighs only 1 oz. as opposed to their burlier 9 oz. Basically I took apart a Gorillapod, epoxied one little leg into the larger camera-mount section (so as to remove the joint that holds the other two legs), epoxied and duct-taped on a 30-cent clamp, and voila! I've got a super light, super functional clip-on monopod that looks like a sex toy.

If you don't modify and create your own gear, you should!  It's both extremely rewarding and you get exactly what you want.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Katahdin Trip Report

Phew! We're back, and we had an amazing time on Mt. Katahdin.

Day 1:  We arrived at the parking lot at about 12:15 AM and found that about four cars had been broken into.  It had clearly happened earlier that night, since the emergency flashers of one was still going.  It appeared to be a random hit - there must have been twenty cars in the lot - but that wasn't much comfort, so we pitched our tent near the car.  We awoke to "STATE POLICE, GET OUT OF YOUR TENT AND SHOW ME SOME ID.  Yes sir.  After talking with the cop for a half hour and then a ranger for another 20 minutes (he was much nicer, incidentally), it was time  to hit the trail.

The ski in was great for the first six miles - slippery, but that meant plenty of glide so we made good time.  I turned to Max and Noah and said something about how nice it would be for an inch or two of snow before we get to the real uphill sections of the ski.  I think it was Oscar Wilde that said "when the gods wish to punish you, they answer your prayers."  We got the two inches, and it was stickiest, wettest snow that has ever fallen from the sky.  Our skis became useless, harder to use than to not, and we walked the final few miles to Roaring Brook, grateful for the lean-to that would keep us far dryer than our previous arrangement of three big guys in a two-man tent.

Day 2: Day 2 is pretty easy, just 3.3 miles to Chimney Pond, and 1500 feet of elevation gain.  We got there with no hassle, picked a lean-to with a sweet pine-bough-and-snow enclosure, and set up on Chimney Pond with a bottle of Jameson, studying the lines.  We met some cool climbers from Boston who gave us some great tips about our trip to Denali (they'd been last year), and we agreed that The Primitives, which rarely forms, was the plum line.

Day 3:  Rain.  The South Basin was totally socked in.  We got up at 6 AM and again at 7 (okay, Noah got up) but then gave up and slept late.   Everything got soaked, despite our very-enclosed lean-to, and we spent the day playing cards, hanging out with Ranger Greg, and generally being lazy.  A rest day isn't always a bad thing.

Day 4:  The Primitives.  We left camp at 7:15, just as it was getting light, and moved quickly.  Max took the first block and we simulclimbed all the way to the base of the ribbon of ice you can see in the photographs, probably about 1000 feet of steep snow and occasional WI 3-4.  Then I took over and led four pitches of snice, which was nice for sticks but awful for pro.  The anchors ranged from tenuous to bomber, and though we moved quickly, a party of 3 is always slow.  The wind picked up around noon and was soon steady at 25-35 mph, withs gusts around 50 or 60.  We topped out at about 5 PM, and were back in camp around 7.

Day 5:  We dropped SO much gear off the climb.  It was freaking amateur hour up there for a while. We dropped a nut tool, a glove, a piton, an ice screw and a screamer.  Noah also lost a tool off his harness on the descent.  So while he went to find his new tool, Max and I headed back up Cilley-Barber and found, incredibly, the screamer, the piton and Noah's glove.  Four v-threads took us back down, and soon we got to work on our second bottle of Jameson.


Day 6:  Ski out, drive home.  We made superb time, about 5 1/2 hours from Chimney Pond to the parking lot.  Burgers were soon in our bellies, and we began the long drive home through - what else - a crazy blizzard.

It's worth noting that this route was about 2200' total, or approximately 1/4 the length of the Cassin Ridge.  Expect more updates to come: Max and I both learned a lot about our systems and the tweaks needed before AK.






               

            


Monday, March 14, 2011

Training Update #4: Katahdin

photo credit: NEIce user "chess"
photo credit: NEIce user "leaf"
Tomorrow we leave on a week-long training trip to Mt. Katahdin, in northern Maine, home of the biggest, baddest, most-remotest alpine wall on the east coast. Yes, I realize that's not saying much.

We're going to be testing our full Denali system - the MSR Reactor, the one-sleeping-bag bivy, the boots, the belay pants, etc. etc. etc.  Every little detail we've ironed out over the past few months will be put to test, and doubtless most of it will change.

Katahdin is nowhere near the scale of Denali, but routes in its South and North Basins involve serious, sustained alpine climbing in an unforgiving environment.  We're expecting temperatures in the teens during the day, if it's sunny, and around zero at night.  If a piece of the system isn't working, we'll know pretty quick.

Main goals are the Cilley-Barber, the Chauvin-Cole, and Waterfall Buttress.  We may also try to climb two routes in a day, which will approximate about 2/3 of the Cassin.

Have a good week!  We will.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Ouch

The number of step-ups we did this evening, onto a 17" box with 40-lb packs.

It was really f#cking difficult.

To put this in perspective, the Cassin Ridge is 9000' long, or 6,356 17" step-ups.

So.... yeah.  The Brits might say we're totally buggered. Right now we're just gonna go with "we need to train more."

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Tickets (eek!)

We bought tickets!  Now we are definitely going to Alaska for a month.  $500 roundtrip from Boston with no fees for checking baggage? Could it be?  Yes.  Well, we're not sure sure about that last bit but the fare is bought and paid for.  Of course, we have to fly through Houston.

We're flying to Alaska on May 5th and returning via redeye on June 9th.  Our permit is for May 8th-June 8th. Talkeetna has no idea what's about to hit it.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Gorillas in the Mist (WI6 M6)

Earlier this winter we had a go at Gorillas in the Mist, the Jeff Lowe classic on Poke-O-Moonshine.  It's only been climbed twice (by Jeff Lowe and Ed Palen, and again the next day by Alex Lowe and Randy Rackliffe).  So it was a bit arrogant to think we could follow such an illustrious group.  But conditions seemed promising - after all, Matt Horner, Matt McCormick and Bayard Russell had just put up a variation, Endangered Species (NEI5+ M6+ R), so we thought there might just be enough ice to climb.  There wasn't.  It may not have been our finest hour, but I'm sure glad we tried.  Below is the video I made.

(I would like to note that this is my first attempt at video editing and a lot of the transitions are there simply so I could practice syncing them with music.  It's a little goofy.  Enjoy.)

The Game

Alaska milk
I've been trying to spread this game for a quite a while, and since I've now got this lovely electronic soapbox, it's time to share it with the world.  Max and I have been playing this game as long as we've been climbing together, and now it's practically a ritual.

The rules are simple: find the most calories for the least cash.  The person with the highest cal./dollar ratio wins.  Usually we play in a gas station on the way to an ice climb.

So far the 99-cent bag of peanuts has been very difficult to beat (about 1000 calories).  Also strong contenders: the Snickers bar, at 280 cal., can sometimes be found as low as 65 cents.The gallon of whole milk (ideally, choco) usually goes for about $3.50, and comes in at an incredible 4000+ calories.  Butter, Crisco, etc. are definitely contenders, but thankfully we've never yet been that hungry/broke.

So next time you're out dirtbagging... erm, climbing ... go play!